{"id":362,"date":"2010-03-10T09:40:55","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T15:40:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaybuena.com\/blog\/?p=362"},"modified":"2011-05-16T10:26:58","modified_gmt":"2011-05-16T15:26:58","slug":"362","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kaybuena.com\/blog\/362\/","title":{"rendered":"10. Return of Betty Jane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When last I left the &#8216;Betty Jane and Foxie&#8217; story line, it was unclear if she ( Betty Jane ) had found her &#8220;Monday pantie&#8217;s&#8221; or if she had turned into some sort of an apolitical, apathetic and redundantly posing doll, or if she was quite simply dismayed by her far too sophisticated fashion-look. She had at one time become somewhat of a Rhastafarian, which was totally unacceptable in the State of Texas. But thankfully, she saw through the error of her ways.<br \/>\nOf course having been abducted by aliens can be quite disconcerting for most of us, however she did return. And with her was her old friend Foxie, an added addition of great worth to all involved. His presence inspired her to new heights of fashion awareness. I am thinking you might enjoy the following photo&#8217;s of her as she appeared upon her return:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Betty Jane &amp; Foxie\" src=\"https:\/\/kaybuena.com\/images\/20091112DSCI0222BJFoxie450x338.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Betty Jane &amp; Foxie\" src=\"https:\/\/kaybuena.com\/images\/20091112DSCI0215BJFoxie450x338.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The continuing saga of Betty Jane&#8217;s Adventure&#8217;s into the Present Time Frame; Her disappearence is explained and with her, the unlimate hero, the true &#8220;Man&#8221; himself: Foxie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-betty-jane-chronicles","category-true-and-unusual-stories"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s8R4qt-362","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":41,"url":"https:\/\/blog.kaybuena.com\/blog\/betty-janes-laundry-day\/","url_meta":{"origin":362,"position":0},"title":"1. Betty Jane&#039;s Laundry Day","author":"Kay Buena","date":"August 1, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 Betty Jane is the kind of doll that most kids can tell is a doll to \"play with\" and not just look at.\u00a0 My mother gave me the dubious and questionably intelligent Betty Jane, on my 4th birthday.\u00a0 At first\u00a0with her\u00a0long blond hair and a surprised look, and prim\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;(The) Betty Jane Chronicles&quot;","block_context":{"text":"(The) Betty Jane Chronicles","link":"https:\/\/blog.kaybuena.com\/blog\/category\/the-betty-jane-chronicles\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Betty Jane","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/technologists.com\/photos\/2004\/sm04S00BettyJane.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":404,"url":"https:\/\/blog.kaybuena.com\/blog\/dont-you-hate-that-added-3rd-party-existention-well-so-did-bettyjane\/","url_meta":{"origin":362,"position":1},"title":"11. Don&#8217;t you hate that added 3rd party existention?&#8230;Well so did BettyJane","author":"KayBuena","date":"May 11, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 When we first encountered my very favorite childhood doll, Betty Jane, she had been missing from the household for some time, approximently 55 years.\u00a0 Thou she had been carefully attended to by my mother, untill my parents moved to Salado, Texas.\u00a0 I truely became reaquaninted with Betty Jane, after\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;(The) Betty Jane Chronicles&quot;","block_context":{"text":"(The) Betty Jane Chronicles","link":"https:\/\/blog.kaybuena.com\/blog\/category\/the-betty-jane-chronicles\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":123,"url":"https:\/\/blog.kaybuena.com\/blog\/betty-jane-gets-a-make-over\/","url_meta":{"origin":362,"position":2},"title":"3. Betty Jane gets a Make-Over","author":"Kay Buena","date":"January 5, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0When Betty Jane (Notorious music critic, companion, and\u00a0 a 58 year old doll, with a proclivity for mischief,\u00a0 mayhem, and mystery) first came into my life , she was almost too pretty to be taken seriously.\u00a0 Oddly enough,\u00a0though -- as it is for us all, her beauty was really internal,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;(The) Betty Jane Chronicles&quot;","block_context":{"text":"(The) Betty Jane Chronicles","link":"https:\/\/blog.kaybuena.com\/blog\/category\/the-betty-jane-chronicles\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":164,"url":"https:\/\/blog.kaybuena.com\/blog\/8-saywhat-ever-happened-to-betty-jane-er-the-doll\/","url_meta":{"origin":362,"position":3},"title":"16. 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