{"id":853,"date":"2014-08-19T16:48:17","date_gmt":"2014-08-19T21:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.kaybuena.com\/blog\/?p=853"},"modified":"2014-09-18T16:12:34","modified_gmt":"2014-09-18T21:12:34","slug":"as-the-editor-and-very-personal-assitant-of-kaybuenathe-artist-i-finally-got-the-computer-i-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.kaybuena.com\/blog\/as-the-editor-and-very-personal-assitant-of-kaybuenathe-artist-i-finally-got-the-computer-i-want\/","title":{"rendered":"As the Editor and very personal assistant of Kay Buena, the Artist, I finally got the computer I want!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Betty Jane here with her Dell Venue 8 Pro, with tips for other newbies, who just got new jobs: (1) you must\u00a0\u00a0show up at the job. in person. (2) \u00a0If the job is to start at 9 in the morning, it is best to have slept for\u00a0 at least 5 hours before the job. You\u00a0will find it rarely impressive to nod off at work completely dead\u00a0\u00a0to the world. (3) It is best to dress appropriately for your work place. Always take care in your physical\u00a0 hygiene.<\/p>\n

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When\u00a0she was a younger version of herself, she was so active and talked to herself, or sometimes she was talking to me too, which made her plans more easy to follow, however now she says her phone is listening, which could be true or she could have a dose of the old paranoid case that she can be upon occasion. But I don’t really think she notices how quiet it is around here, until,out of nowhere, she struggles to the living room, turns on the mic amp real loud so the widows shake and plays Ernie K-Doe’s song, “You Talk Too Much”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Betty Jane here with her Dell Venue 8 Pro, with tips for other newbies, who just got new jobs: (1) you must\u00a0\u00a0show up at the job. in person. (2) \u00a0If the job is to start at 9 in the morning, it is best to have slept for\u00a0 at least 5 hours before the job. 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